weekly stolen secret #1
I’m so in, it’s humiliating because here I am begging.
Ok here it is: Your choice, it’s simple: her or me.
And I’m sure she’s really great… But Derek, I love you.
In a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let your eat the last piece of cheese cake, hold a radio over my head outside your window!
Unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you.
So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
my life right now.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”